journeywoman
Posts : 44
Join date : 2008-03-24
Age : 67
Location : Deep in Kentucky
 | | Subject: This is for Jesus Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:27 pm | |
| Hey Jesus,I hear you are kin to God?I have to know something?When you do things that pisses God off,does he .........send you to your tomb.......sorry? | |
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GOD
Admin
Posts : 220
Join date : 2008-03-23
| | Subject: Re: This is for Jesus Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:37 pm | |
| I don't have to send her anywhere. She never comes out of her friggin room to begin with. | |
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AR
Posts : 120
Join date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: This is for Jesus Wed May 07, 2008 11:14 pm | |
| I am a non-believer. I want to see the holes in your hands and feet Jesus. I'm convinced they pulled you off the cross alive and you lived your life outside of Galilee. The apostles killed some drunk and put him in that tomb, then removed him 3 days later.  Looks out for the lightening bolt...............  | |
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Jesus
Posts : 36
Join date : 2008-04-07
Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: This is for Jesus Thu May 08, 2008 4:26 pm | |
| I never leave my room so he doesn't really send me anywhere. I've got everything I need in here, besides food which I can just get when him and my mother are asleep. They gave me my own computer about 2 years ago, I have a cell phone, xbox360, and an Ipod. I think I'm pretty much set as far as never having to leave goes. But when I do get in trouble, I lose my computer/cell phone. Usually. But that never happens, seeing as I'm the only girl.
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Jesus
Posts : 36
Join date : 2008-04-07
Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: This is for Jesus Thu May 08, 2008 4:26 pm | |
| Wow. Ironic. He just started yelling at me.  | |
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journeywoman
Posts : 44
Join date : 2008-03-24
Age : 67
Location : Deep in Kentucky
| | Subject: Re: This is for Jesus Thu May 08, 2008 9:22 pm | |
| Hey Jesus,So the big guy was yellin at you?Just do not and I repeat do not perform any miracles for the ole man.Syxh as cleaning the room or doing dishes,at least till he parts the red sea.lol | |
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shameless1
Posts : 119
Join date : 2008-03-24
| | Subject: Re: This is for Jesus Mon May 12, 2008 9:03 pm | |
| - Jesus wrote:
- Wow.
Ironic.
He just started yelling at me. So that's what the thunderstorm was about the other night...?  Hey god, we've got a ballgame tomorrow evening and we need the field to dry off some. Will you please keep your kid in line so we don't suffer the consequences? Thanks, you're an answer to my prayers.  | |
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